misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach

When your teacher is mean but teaches really good 

When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats

When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch

when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts

When you’re singing alone on a golf course 

(Source: spazztastic-muffin, via excuseme-no)

dude-thats-my-ghost:

askgeorgebush:

fridge-logic:

askgeorgebush:

What if the Doctor’s name is just something like

Phil

You mean like this

OH

SHIT

(via adorkoftheworld)

fartgallery:

shoot for the stars because if you destroy them night time will become darker and then it’ll be easier to commit crimes

(via excuseme-no)

(via madidangerpants)

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

(via excuseme-no)

(Source: makeofthiswhatyouwill, via nereides)

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

(via alfredov90)