Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it
no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1
keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under
#imagine scott mccall meeting steve rogers though #maybe on a school trip to washington or something #and he expects to be all dorky and fanboyish over steve #and instead steve is all down-to-earth and friendly #and scott just finds himself asking for advice #how to be a leader #how to make the tough decisions #how to remain a good person in the face of intensely dangerous circumstances #and steve doesn’t need any help to tell him there’s more going on here than meets the eye #and he says things to scott which make him feel … not so much better #but more understanding #and more accepting of his responsibilities #and when finstock calls for scott to get his ass back with the others #steve and scott shake hands before leaving (via everythingisbetterwithbisexuals)
Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor…
NO BUT SERIOUSLY DEFYING GRAVITY MAKES YOU FEEL SO FREAKING AMAZING LIKE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT GREEN WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO WIZARD
you said you just want to be friends but
if we’re meant to be friends
why does your hand fit perfectly in the curve of my waist?
why is there a magnet inside of my soul pulling me towards you?
why do your kisses take the pain away?
being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good